Anti-Valentine's Day Party: Fuk Chocolates and Flowers, Eat Pizza and Drink Beer!
Ok, we all know that Valentine's Day is one of the most annoying made up holidays. I mean have you seen those couples that can't stop touching each other? C'mon just because it's your holiday doesn't mean the rest of us have to witness all that lovey dovey stuff. And how about all the commercials that we are force to watch? One more Jared commercial and I swear I will punch a real Jared in the face. And please stop shoving me roses like I have someone to give it to. I'm perfectly fine single and even if I'm not, that just makes me feel goddamn 1,000 times worse.